| Point Standings after Race #2 | | Pos | +/- | Driver | ST | W | T5 | T10 | AvFP | P | AvSP | PTS | BF/BN | | 1 | -- | Turd Ferguson | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1.50 | 0 | 12.50 | 164 | 0/0 | | | 2 | -- | Chris P Bacon | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4.00 | 0 | 6.00 | 150 | 14/14 | | | 3 | -- | Spanky Butts | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6.00 | 1 | 17.50 | 143 | 21/7 | | | 4 | -- | Clit Bowyer | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7.50 | 0 | 5.50 | 128 | 36/15 | | | 5 | -- | French Vanilla | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8.50 | 0 | 15.00 | 126 | 38/2 | | | 6 | -- | Mike Hawk | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 11.00 | 0 | 9.50 | 124 | 40/2 | | | 7 | -- | Baby E Tur | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9.50 | 0 | 19.00 | 123 | 41/1 | | | 8 | -- | Grinin Barrett | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 9.00 | 0 | 9.00 | 121 | 43/2 | | | 9 | -- | Vye Agra | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12.00 | 0 | 20.50 | 115 | 49/6 | | | 10 | -- | Harry Sacks | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 12.50 | 0 | 14.50 | 114 | 50/1 | | | 11 | -- | Goat Rope | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12.00 | 0 | 5.50 | 111 | 53/3 | | | 12 | -- | Robyn Banks | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 17.00 | 0 | 20.50 | 97 | 67/14 | | | 13 | -- | Diddy Diddler | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.50 | 0 | 8.00 | 91 | 73/6 | | | 14 | -- | Bot Hol | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 19.00 | 0 | 33.00 | 86 | 78/5 | | | 15 | -- | Tony Nadz | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17.00 | 0 | 3.00 | 71 | 93/15 | | | 16 | -- | Doctor Fill | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20.50 | 0 | 27.00 | 69 | 95/2 | | | 17 | -- | Slim Jim | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19.00 | 0 | 14.00 | 68 | 96/1 | | | 18 | -- | Juan N Ownly | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19.00 | 0 | 15.50 | 67 | 97/1 | | | 19 | -- | Shooter Goochi | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22.00 | 1 | 21.00 | 62 | 102/5 | | | 20 | -- | Sleepy Hallow | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23.50 | 0 | 37.50 | 61 | 103/1 | | | 21 | -- | Flex Armstrong | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26.50 | 0 | 39.50 | 60 | 104/1 | | | 22 | -- | Virginia Slims | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22.50 | 0 | 24.00 | 56 | 108/4 | | | 23 | -- | Terrance N Phil | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 23.00 | 0 | 24.50 | 56 | 108/0 | | | 24 | -- | Ayr Orr | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25.50 | 0 | 28.50 | 54 | 110/2 | | | 25 | -- | Ed Pills | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8.00 | 0 | 5.00 | 52 | 112/2 | | | 26 | -- | Kara Van | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24.00 | 0 | 34.50 | 52 | 112/0 | | | 27 | -- | Ripp Nass | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 29.50 | 0 | 33.00 | 48 | 116/4 | | | 28 | -- | Scruff McGruff | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25.50 | 0 | 25.50 | 45 | 119/3 | | | 29 | -- | Wayne Kerr | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26.00 | 0 | 23.50 | 45 | 119/0 | | | 30 | -- | The Bear | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 23.50 | 0 | 26.50 | 44 | 120/1 | | | 31 | -- | Gee Sus | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25.50 | 0 | 18.00 | 36 | 128/8 | | | 32 | -- | Connor O' Fucks | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26.00 | 0 | 8.50 | 32 | 132/4 | | | 33 | -- | Perky Dicks | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 27.50 | 0 | 27.50 | 32 | 132/0 | | | 34 | -- | Sal Adosser | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30.50 | 0 | 28.50 | 27 | 137/5 | | | 35 | -- | Don Key | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32.00 | 0 | 32.50 | 22 | 142/5 | | | 36 | -- | Bill Toupee | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 31.00 | 0 | 29.50 | 18 | 146/4 | | | 37 | -- | Gut Slab | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 36.00 | 0 | 28.00 | 15 | 149/3 | | | 38 | -- | Opie Gynie | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 33.50 | 0 | 22.50 | 12 | 152/3 | | | 39 | -- | Dale Losthard | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34.50 | 0 | 20.50 | 9 | 155/3 | | | 40 | -- | Saul Goodman | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 35.50 | 0 | 22.50 | 3 | 161/6 | | | 41 | -- | Chan Cancook | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 36.50 | 0 | 35.00 | 0 | 164/3 | | | 42 | -- | Hank Scorpio | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 38.00 | 0 | 33.00 | 0 | 164/0 | | | 43 | -- | The Egg | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42.00 | 0 | 43.00 | 0 | 164/0 | | | 44 | -- | Queer Faggot | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42.00 | 0 | 42.00 | 0 | 164/0 | | | 45 | -- | Happy Pride Month | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 43.00 | 0 | 43.00 | 0 | 164/0 | |
| ST | Starts | W | Wins | | T5 | Top 5 Finishes | T10 | Top 10 Finishes | | AvFP | Average Finish Position | P | Poles | | AvSP | Average Start Position | PTS | Points | | BF | Points Behind First Place | BN | Points Behind Next Position | | Scoring provided by Score4. |
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