Saturday, December 19, 2015

Pot Luck 2015 - 13-14 Talladega Night

Zack's pick for the week ended up being a fairly large disaster.  I've offered him a reselect of a Talladega course should he wish it.  You'll see why shortly.

Race 1:
Our first attempt ended after about 6 laps in and a significant amount of whining.  Zack had a nasty crash early on but ultimately, it was the massive tunneling under caution that led to the restart.  Darrel had the pole and had a significant jump on the field.

Back in the pack, Zack got into the gas and he lurched left, bouncing him off a rival...

...and into the outside barrier.  Sadly, this second attempt fared no better than the first.  Fate would not let him start his favorite track.

With Darrel and Sandy firmly away after the first caution, I was left to head up the pack while they tried to maintain pace as a pair.  Scot was well to the back after tapping the outside wall on the start, trying to avoid some of the aftermath.

After several laps, the due at the front couldn't stay away from the field and we charged up.

Carrying speed, I swept to the outside of Darrel into 3.

And then there was a network blip.  Suddenly, it said Darrel hit me and I was in the wall, damaged.

I fell back and was between packs while Darrel and Sandy played with some of the pack that caught them.  Suddenly, Castroneves and Bear touched.

He caught the wall HARD.

There was no caution but there was a massive pack roaring around, three wide.  They stacked behind me and Alonso and Arnoux entangled.

They swept to the outside and started the big one.

Well part of the big one anyway.  As other cars jockeyed, there was more wrecking off of the corner.

And a wall of smoke was made.

When we caught up to Sandy to take the yellow, he was a sitting duck.



The big one part 2, on the same lap.

Amazingly enough, after flipping backwards, Sandy was able to land fairly straight and keep rolling.  But this was not a car in contention for much.  In fact, it would die on lap 23 of 25 in a puff of Oily Dave smoke.

When we came down to the end, Darrel was leading and, with the help of the pack, I was slowly clawing my way back up.

Darrel clearly had the win and I was doing everything I could for second.  Off of four, my car twitched outside and I got caught in the middle.

The front of my car was just touching Hernandez when it just broke free and I had a wheel-to-wheel with Scott Sharp.

I then went careening inside...

...flipping into the air, dead.

But I did cross the line.

Enjoy the win, Darrel!

Race 2:
Second race and an AI on the pole made things a little more congested.  Darrel had a bad qualy so he was back with the rest of us humans.  Which is to say we were all pretty much top ten.

Wrecking started early deep in the pack.


Then the real disasters started.  All humans were doing fine with the yellow out when the network glitching began.

First you see him, now you don't.

When Bear made it back into the server, we were still under yellow.  I told him to come on up and I'd give him his lap back.  He'd be on the inside and back in second so everything would be essentially how it was.  Except he spun me out.  I don't think it was his fault but the dominoes were started...

While the rest of the field waited for Bear and me to get to the front, the slowdown caused issues for our fellow humans.  Zack was holding pace when he got slightly out of line and an AI spun him.  Want to say, Coulthard?

Then Darrel ran smack into the back of Scot, doing so good damage to the two of them.

And it was mayhem while the AI scattered.


Zack had yet another run in in almost the the same exact place while closing up on the field.  At this point we were all scattered, cars were in various places all over the track and both Darrel and Zack had gone out and come back in.

When we restarted, I didn't throw another yellow because the last I heard, everyone was catching up.  I could then award laps back, clear blacks and move on.  But apparently I wasn't clearing blacks fast enough or they just weren't going away because both Darrel and Zack were DQed.   They will receive DNSes for this one.

Scot was on his way back to the front but that rear end damage kept him off pace.  He was caught by a small pack and promptly wrecked.

Scot style!

On the last lap, a small pack had caught Sandy and me and we were doing everything to hold them back.  Even at 98% they are fast.

Fortunately, because of the zany yellow, most of these were lappers so Sandy finished 3rd.  Michael Schumacher was right behind me by about a tenth and he was 2nd.  Very close finish for a mostly awful race.

Next week we go to Darrel's pick of Michigan.  I imagine it will be much smoother.

Race 1

Session: Practice


P#DRIVERTIME
155D HAMILTON42.305
24T Scheckter42.353
393J Villeneuve42.400
4027M Alboreto42.434
527D Franchitti42.470
666T Bear42.474
75A Fernandez42.485
82R Barrichello42.488
908F Alonso42.488
1082A Prost42.490
118S Sharp42.492
1219N Karthikeyan42.493
1315C Klien42.495
1434A Ascari42.506
1511J Hunt42.519
1685N Piquet42.533
1738Z Webster42.561
1875N Mansell42.561
1965J Stewart42.571
2021C Albers42.576
2112N Lauda42.578
2216R Arnoux42.619
2380T Nadz42.620
2496K Rosberg42.623
2501A Senna42.629
2606K Raikkonen42.645
27020G Berger42.646
2802J Brabham42.653
293H Castroneves42.662
301M Schumacher42.674
3124F Giaffone42.696
3210G Hill42.697
33012G Villeneuve42.705
3471J Fangio42.706
357J Surtees42.715
3687G Campbell42.739
376G Fisichella42.765
3818T Monteiro42.769
3920A Unser42.781
4014A Foyt IV42.819
4195D Hill42.896
4213G Ray43.197

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, South 18 mph


Session: Qualifying


P#DRIVERTIME
155D HAMILTON43.572
266T Bear43.693
308F Alonso43.780
480T Nadz43.785
55A Fernandez43.792
675N Mansell43.813
72R Barrichello43.839
815C Klien43.839
98S Sharp43.864
1021C Albers43.873
113H Castroneves43.881
1219N Karthikeyan43.885
137J Surtees43.918
144T Scheckter43.922
1593J Villeneuve43.993
161M Schumacher44.006
1718T Monteiro44.009
1827D Franchitti44.014
1982A Prost44.025
2011J Hunt44.091
21020G Berger44.096
2285N Piquet44.103
2365J Stewart44.103
2402J Brabham44.113
2524F Giaffone44.118
2606K Raikkonen44.126
27027M Alboreto44.140
2814A Foyt IV44.159
2996K Rosberg44.175
3038Z Webster44.194
3101A Senna44.198
3210G Hill44.203
3371J Fangio44.211
3487G Campbell44.224
35012G Villeneuve44.235
3695D Hill44.249
3716R Arnoux44.264
3834A Ascari44.278
3920A Unser44.288
4012N Lauda44.358
416G Fisichella44.481
4213G Ray44.801
4381M Max--

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, Southeast 15 mph


Session: Happy Hour


P#DRIVERTIME
180T Nadz42.198
281M Max42.401
316R Arnoux42.447
411J Hunt42.454
521C Albers42.471
627D Franchitti42.503
77J Surtees42.506
820A Unser42.517
987G Campbell42.545
102R Barrichello42.567
1165J Stewart42.594
121M Schumacher42.622
1312N Lauda42.657
14012G Villeneuve42.657
1506K Raikkonen42.684
1655D HAMILTON42.753
1713G Ray42.790
1810G Hill42.808
1982A Prost42.841
2015C Klien42.867
2171J Fangio42.867
2218T Monteiro42.891
2385N Piquet42.894
24020G Berger42.923
2575N Mansell42.939
2619N Karthikeyan42.984
2714A Foyt IV43.007
2866T Bear43.008
2908F Alonso43.033
303H Castroneves43.144
3193J Villeneuve43.195
324T Scheckter43.212
3324F Giaffone43.226
3402J Brabham43.232
3596K Rosberg43.232
36027M Alboreto43.323
376G Fisichella43.352
385A Fernandez43.404
398S Sharp43.416
4034A Ascari43.417
4101A Senna43.419
4295D Hill43.485
4338Z Webster44.084

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, Southeast 13 mph


Session: Race

OFFICIAL STANDINGS


FS#DRIVERINTERVALLAPSLEDPOINTSSTATUS
1155D HAMILTON182.5322525*185Running
255A Fernandez-0.18250170Running
398S Sharp-0.33250165Running
41718T Monteiro-0.49250160Running
5113H Castroneves-0.56250155Running
62365J Stewart-1.24250150Running
73834A Ascari-1.40250146Running
81593J Villeneuve-1.48250142Running
9416G Fisichella-1.98250138Running
101827D Franchitti-2.76250134Running
112524F Giaffone-5.93250130Running
121021C Albers-6.13250127Running
133210G Hill-6.53250124Running
141219N Karthikeyan-6.58250121Running
153371J Fangio-6.59250118Running
161982A Prost-6.69250115Running
174213G Ray-6.78250112Running
18815C Klien-9.65250109Running
192996K Rosberg-9.84250106Running
202011J Hunt-9.95250103Running
212814A Foyt IV-10.30250100Running
22144T Scheckter-14.7125097Running
232606K Raikkonen-15.1525094Running
24675N Mansell-15.2925091Running
25161M Schumacher-15.4425088Running
2635012G Villeneuve-15.7425085Running
27137J Surtees-17.6325082Running
283695D Hill-17.7225079Running
2921020G Berger-20.0725076Running
30480T Nadz-24.9725073Running
314381M Max-29.6225070Running
322402J Brabham-30.0125067Running
332285N Piquet-30.0825064Running
343487G Campbell-1L24061Running
35266T Bear-3L22058Running
363716R Arnoux-13L12055Retired
37308F Alonso-13L12052Accident
384012N Lauda-13L12049Accident
3927027M Alboreto-13L12046Retired
403101A Senna-13L12043Radiator
4172R Barrichello-20L5040Ignition
423920A Unser-24L1037Retired
433038Z Webster-25L0034Accident

Caution Flags: 3 (7 laps)

Lead Changes: 0 (1 driver)

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, East 16 mph

Pitstop Frequency: 1x

AI Strength: 98%


PENALTIES

LAP#INFRACTIONPENALTY
1481Speeding in pitsGo to end of longest line
2680Passing the pacecarHeld for 1 seconds

Race 2

Session: Qualifying


P#DRIVERTIME
175N Mansell43.553
266T Bear43.666
380T Nadz43.704
41M Schumacher43.711
571J Fangio43.725
655D HAMILTON43.727
7027M Alboreto43.734
8012G Villeneuve43.881
901A Senna43.940
1081M Max43.941
1111J Hunt43.953
1238Z Webster43.982
1385N Piquet44.015
145A Fernandez44.019
1517R Schumacher44.019
1619N Karthikeyan44.032
1726D Wheldon44.061
1887G Campbell44.082
1910G Hill44.096
2012N Lauda44.106
217B Herta44.120
2215B Rice44.129
238E Fittipaldi44.146
2496K Rosberg44.150
2521C Albers44.154
2695D Hill44.155
2702J Brabham44.176
2816R Arnoux44.208
2924F Giaffone44.238
3027A Jones44.257
3106K Raikkonen44.278
3218T Monteiro44.318
336G Fisichella44.329
3465J Stewart44.332
3534A Ascari44.367
363H Castroneves44.389
37020G Berger44.395
3820A Unser44.400
3982A Prost44.403
402R Barrichello44.446
4108F Alonso44.470
424T Scheckter44.642
4314D Coulthard44.688

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, East 8 mph


Session: Happy Hour


P#DRIVERTIME
102J Brabham43.130
295D Hill43.157
371J Fangio43.249
434A Ascari43.335
56G Fisichella43.340
61M Schumacher43.419
717R Schumacher43.498
87B Herta43.560
911J Hunt43.581
1006K Raikkonen43.729
1116R Arnoux43.743
123H Castroneves43.746
1324F Giaffone43.754
1414D Coulthard43.865
1582A Prost43.867
1685N Piquet43.952
1710G Hill44.093
1881M Max44.203
1920A Unser44.208
2021C Albers44.244
214T Scheckter44.307
22012G Villeneuve44.328
2338Z Webster44.342
24027M Alboreto44.406
2526D Wheldon44.414
2619N Karthikeyan44.424
2765J Stewart44.626
2812N Lauda44.791
2915B Rice45.734
3080T Nadz47.943
3155D HAMILTON49.067
3201A Senna50.972
3396K Rosberg50.997
3487G Campbell51.262
358E Fittipaldi51.501
362R Barrichello51.791
375A Fernandez51.977
3875N Mansell52.587
3966T Bear1:31.121

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, Southeast 13 mph


Session: Race

OFFICIAL STANDINGS


FS#DRIVERINTERVALLAPSLEDPOINTSSTATUS
1380T Nadz164.0632523*185Running
241M Schumacher-0.21250170Running
3266T Bear-0.66250165Running
4175N Mansell-0.88251165Running
51517R Schumacher-4.13251160Running
61726D Wheldon-4.23250150Running
7901A Senna-4.27250146Running
8571J Fangio-4.40250142Running
92215B Rice-4.59250138Running
101385N Piquet-4.78250134Running
118012G Villeneuve-7.95250130Running
12145A Fernandez-1L240127Running
131111J Hunt-1L240124Running
142924F Giaffone-1L240121Running
157027M Alboreto-1L240118Running
163218T Monteiro-1L240115Running
17424T Scheckter-2L230112Running
182702J Brabham-2L230109Running
193820A Unser-2L230106Running
201619N Karthikeyan-2L230103Running
21336G Fisichella-2L230100Running
221081M Max-10L15097Disco
232496K Rosberg-10L15094Accident
244314D Coulthard-11L14091Retired
25655D HAMILTON-15L10088Retired
261238Z Webster-15L10085Retired
27238E Fittipaldi-20L5082Retired
282012N Lauda-20L5079Retired
291910G Hill-21L4076Retired
301887G Campbell-21L4073Retired
31402R Barrichello-21L4070Retired
322695D Hill-24L1067Retired
33217B Herta-25L0064Accident
342521C Albers-25L0061Accident
352816R Arnoux-25L0058Accident
363027A Jones-25L0055Retired
373465J Stewart-25L0052Retired
38363H Castroneves-25L0049Accident
393106K Raikkonen-25L0046Retired
403534A Ascari-25L0043Accident
4137020G Berger-25L0040Accident
423982A Prost-25L0037Accident
434108F Alonso-25L0034Ignition

Caution Flags: 3 (11 laps)

Lead Changes: 4 (3 drivers)

Weather: Clear, 64 °F, Southeast 14 mph

Pitstop Frequency: 1x

AI Strength: 98%


PENALTIES

LAP#INFRACTIONPENALTY
655Unsafe pit exitGo to end of longest line
755Passing under yellowHeld for 63 seconds
838Passing under yellowHeld for 9 seconds
880Passing on the insideStop and go
1155Not honoring the black fDQ'd: Scoring is ended
1238Not honoring the black fDQ'd: Scoring is ended