Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Twisted Metal 2018: 37-39 Humpty Dumpty

Well, some got humped and some got dumped.  But everyone at least had a moment in the sun.  However, many would crack under the pressure or otherwise end up with egg on their face...but not The Egg...on...a face.  Uh...

Race 1:

With no damage and 40 laps, the drivers queued up Danger Zone and had at for a good while.  Hamilton had some of the worst luck, getting railed seemingly every lap.  But he at least managed to just finish ahead of The Egg who survived last place Mad Max (dying of a valve...somehow).  Gut Slab also had early struggles, finishing just inside points positions.  Tnadz and The Bear weren't much better off after having their lunch handed to them.  The Egg may have been involved.  GB just managed to press into the top 20, rounding out the lack luster performance of the human types.

Race 2:

Half the laps and Moderate damage changed the balance of things.  Gurton Buster fell down the order after sustaining critical damage early on.  He went out swinging as he lumbered his dead husk of a car around until the NASCAR gods whisked him away in a black flag for being backwards.  Hamilton struggled to find pace and just finished inside of points (and with the diehard award).  Tnadz (again with some help from Egg) was dishing out damage but was damaged himself and failing miserably to take anybody down with him by the end.  Gut Slab and The Egg turned their Race 1 misfortunes around finishing 15th and 14th respectively.  But it was The Bear and Mad Max that made out in the end in terms of position with a 10th and 9th.  I mean, they made out in positions...never mind.

Race 3:

The Bear did fall from grace in the final race, dying out and missing points anyway with a 31st.  Tnadz sought revenge on The Egg and managed to kill them both while not finishing much higher up.  Mad Max was right behind those two after dying fairly quickly.  Gurton Buster nearly had a great race but was also taken out and died in 10th.  He did manage to take a few with him though.  Hamilton wove a careful race and picked his way up to 4th to cash some big points.  But it was Gut Slab who grabbed a podium (and nearly 2nd) to reign among the humans.

The points have been thoroughly shaken and stirred and it's a breakout lead for The Egg with Tnadz and Webster not far behind.  But it's still anybody's championship to lose.  Next week is the penultimate round at the lovable Dover Jump.

Race 1

Track: Humpty_Dumpty_Raceway_WCR

Session: Practice


P#DRIVERTIME
137T Nadz24.163
242J Zolecki24.319
335U Bruins24.380
433S Seahawks24.735
538A Cardinals24.809
663C Browns24.871
723C Panthers24.924
819A Tigers24.937
916S 49ers24.965
1039G Bulldogs25.006
1114U Hurricanes25.047
1275O Raiders25.100
1355L Tigers25.104
1458P Steelers25.145
1599D Cowboys25.159
1688N Saints25.174
1726I Hawkeyes25.242
1834N Giants25.263
1920B Ravens25.265
2029G Packers25.281
2180D Lions25.298
227D Broncos25.310
2315U Knights25.372
2460I Colts25.379
2524L Cardinals25.384
2613M Dolphins25.401
2783C Bears25.445
2890S Gamecocks25.447
2973T Buccaneers25.509
3086W Red Skins25.595
3110B Bills25.596
3262J Jaguars25.621
3332K Chiefs25.656
3495A Falcons25.707
3528S Rams25.713
3622T Bear25.758
3745D Hamilton25.795
3812N Patriots25.815
3921S Chargers25.991
4052T Titans26.220
4147G Slab26.342
4256M Max26.367
4398T Egg28.169


Weather: Cloudy, 72 °F, West 38 mph



Session: Qualifying


P#DRIVERTIME
133S Seahawks--
262J Jaguars--
388N Saints--
463C Browns--
529G Packers--
695A Falcons--
735U Bruins--
820B Ravens--
939G Bulldogs--
1038A Cardinals--
1199D Cowboys--
1232K Chiefs--
1383C Bears--
1412N Patriots--
1524L Cardinals--
1673T Buccaneers--
1786W Red Skins--
187D Broncos--
1910B Bills--
2014U Hurricanes--
2115U Knights--
2275O Raiders--
2326I Hawkeyes--
2423C Panthers--
2558P Steelers--
2660I Colts--
2752T Titans--
2890S Gamecocks--
2921S Chargers--
3028S Rams--
3116S 49ers--
3280D Lions--
3334N Giants--
3455L Tigers--
3519A Tigers--
3613M Dolphins--
3747G Slab--
3898T Egg--
3922T Bear--
4042J Zolecki--
4145D Hamilton--
4237T Nadz--
4356M Max--


Weather: Clear, 32 °F, North 0 mph



Session: Happy Hour


P#DRIVERTIME


Weather: Clear, 32 °F, North 0 mph



Session: Race

OFFICIAL STANDINGS


FS#DRIVERINTERVALLAPSLEDPOINTSSTATUS
13613M Dolphins132.824402180Running
2388N Saints-3.274019*180Running
31038A Cardinals-6.56400165Running
43334N Giants-7.71400160Running
52752T Titans-7.72404160Running
63519A Tigers-8.09400150Running
73116S 49ers-21.12400146Running
82326I Hawkeyes-23.48400142Running
93280D Lions-23.67400138Running
103028S Rams-24.96400134Running
111786W Red Skins-25.02400130Running
121232K Chiefs-25.99400127Running
132921S Chargers-1L390124Running
14820B Ravens-1L390121Running
152115U Knights-1L390118Running
161412N Patriots-1L390115Running
17939G Bulldogs-1L390112Running
18262J Jaguars-1L390109Running
194042J Zolecki-1L390106Running
202660I Colts-1L390103Running
21187D Broncos-2L380100Running
22463C Browns-2L38097Running
231673T Buccaneers-2L38094Running
243455L Tigers-2L38091Running
253922T Bear-2L38088Running
264237T Nadz-3L37085Running
271524L Cardinals-3L371387Running
282558P Steelers-3L37079Running
293747G Slab-3L37076Running
301199D Cowboys-3L37073Running
31133S Seahawks-4L36275Running
321910B Bills-4L36067Running
33735U Bruins-5L35064Running
342275O Raiders-5L35061Running
351383C Bears-5L35058Running
36695A Falcons-6L34055Running
372890S Gamecocks-6L34052Running
382423C Panthers-6L34049Running
39529G Packers-8L32046Running
402014U Hurricanes-11L29043Valve
414145D Hamilton-13L27040Running
423898T Egg-18L22037Running
434356M Max-30L10034Valve


Caution Flags: 0 (0 laps)

Lead Changes: 8 (5 drivers)

Weather: Clear, 79 °F, Southeast 14 mph

Pitstop Frequency: 1x

AI Strength: 95%


PENALTIES

LAP#INFRACTIONPENALTY

Race 2

Session: Practice


P#DRIVERTIME


Weather: Clear, 39 °F, West 12 mph



Session: Qualifying


P#DRIVERTIME
124L Cardinals--
288N Saints--
328S Rams--
421S Chargers--
562J Jaguars--
638A Cardinals--
715U Knights--
810B Bills--
999D Cowboys--
1063C Browns--
1183C Bears--
127D Broncos--
1320B Ravens--
1490S Gamecocks--
1533S Seahawks--
1658P Steelers--
1729G Packers--
1813M Dolphins--
1980D Lions--
2095A Falcons--
2160I Colts--
2252T Titans--
2326I Hawkeyes--
2473T Buccaneers--
2575O Raiders--
2614U Hurricanes--
2716S 49ers--
2832K Chiefs--
2912N Patriots--
3055L Tigers--
3123C Panthers--
3234N Giants--
3335U Bruins--
3439G Bulldogs--
3586W Red Skins--
3619A Tigers--
3745D Hamilton--
3842J Zolecki--
3998T Egg--
4056M Max--
4122T Bear--
4237T Nadz--
4347G Slab--


Weather: Clear, 32 °F, North 0 mph



Session: Happy Hour


P#DRIVERTIME


Weather: Clear, 32 °F, North 0 mph



Session: Race

OFFICIAL STANDINGS


FS#DRIVERINTERVALLAPSLEDPOINTSSTATUS
13123C Panthers136.059202180Running
2288N Saints-0.89203175Running
32716S 49ers-2.62200165Running
43439G Bulldogs-2.93200160Running
5562J Jaguars-12.73200155Running
6328S Rams-13.91202155Running
73619A Tigers-14.36200146Running
83335U Bruins-17.20200142Running
94056M Max-1L190138Running
104122T Bear-1L190134Running
111490S Gamecocks-1L190130Running
123586W Red Skins-1L190127Running
131320B Ravens-1L190124Running
143998T Egg-1L190121Running
154347G Slab-1L190118Running
16127D Broncos-2L180115Running
171658P Steelers-2L180112Retired
18638A Cardinals-2L180109Running
19810B Bills-2L1810*116Running
204237T Nadz-2L180103Running
212575O Raiders-3L170100Running
222614U Hurricanes-3L17097Running
231533S Seahawks-4L16094Retired
242160I Colts-4L16091Running
253055L Tigers-4L16088Running
261980D Lions-5L15085Retired
27421S Chargers-6L14082Running
28715U Knights-7L13079Accident
293745D Hamilton-7L13076Running
301183C Bears-10L10073Retired
312326I Hawkeyes-11L9070Accident
32124L Cardinals-13L7372Retired
331729G Packers-14L6064Retired
343234N Giants-14L6061Accident
351063C Browns-15L5058Retired
363842J Zolecki-17L3055DQ
37999D Cowboys-17L3052Accident
382912N Patriots-18L2049Accident
392252T Titans-18L2046Accident
402095A Falcons-19L1043Accident
411813M Dolphins-19L1040Accident
422473T Buccaneers-20L0037Accident
432832K Chiefs-20L0034Accident


Caution Flags: 0 (0 laps)

Lead Changes: 4 (5 drivers)

Weather: Clear, 89 °F, West 18 mph

Pitstop Frequency: 1x

AI Strength: 95%


PENALTIES

LAP#INFRACTIONPENALTY
442Reckless drivingDQ'd: Scoring is ended
1837Dropping DebrisPit for repairs

Race 3

Session: Practice


P#DRIVERTIME


Weather: Clear, 58 °F, West 9 mph



Session: Qualifying


P#DRIVERTIME
126I Hawkeyes--
260I Colts--
399D Cowboys--
423C Panthers--
512N Patriots--
673T Buccaneers--
714U Hurricanes--
839G Bulldogs--
910B Bills--
1020B Ravens--
1133S Seahawks--
1255L Tigers--
1335U Bruins--
1486W Red Skins--
1580D Lions--
1690S Gamecocks--
1795A Falcons--
1819A Tigers--
197D Broncos--
2083C Bears--
2115U Knights--
2263C Browns--
2362J Jaguars--
2452T Titans--
2529G Packers--
2658P Steelers--
2788N Saints--
2832K Chiefs--
2928S Rams--
3013M Dolphins--
3134N Giants--
3216S 49ers--
3324L Cardinals--
3475O Raiders--
3538A Cardinals--
3621S Chargers--
3737T Nadz--
3847G Slab--
3922T Bear--
4045D Hamilton--
4156M Max--
4298T Egg--
4342J Zolecki--


Weather: Clear, 32 °F, North 0 mph



Session: Happy Hour


P#DRIVERTIME


Weather: Clear, 32 °F, North 0 mph



Session: Race


FS#DRIVERINTERVALLAPSLEDPOINTSSTATUS
12658P Steelers133.062206180Running
21819A Tigers-14.70200170Running
33847G Slab-1L190165Running
44045D Hamilton-1L190160Running
52362J Jaguars-2L187*165Running
6126I Hawkeyes-3L177*160Running
7910B Bills-7L130146Accident
81795A Falcons-8L120142Accident
92263C Browns-9L110138Accident
104342J Zolecki-10L100134Accident
11839G Bulldogs-12L80130Accident
12197D Broncos-12L80127Retired
132115U Knights-12L80124Camshaft
142788N Saints-12L80121Accident
151133S Seahawks-12L80118Retired
161580D Lions-12L80115Accident
172928S Rams-13L70112Accident
183134N Giants-13L70109Accident
193324L Cardinals-14L60106Retired
202529G Packers-14L60103Header
212452T Titans-14L60100Accident
221335U Bruins-14L6097Accident
23399D Cowboys-14L6094Accident
24714U Hurricanes-15L5091Accident
254298T Egg-15L5088Accident
263737T Nadz-16L4085Accident
274156M Max-16L4082Accident
28512N Patriots-16L4079Accident
291255L Tigers-17L3076Retired
301486W Red Skins-17L3073Retired
313922T Bear-18L2070Accident
323621S Chargers-18L2067Accident
333538A Cardinals-18L2064Accident
343475O Raiders-18L2061Retired
352832K Chiefs-18L2058Accident
362083C Bears-18L2055Retired
371020B Ravens-18L2052Accident
381690S Gamecocks-18L2049Accident
39673T Buccaneers-18L2046Accident
40423C Panthers-18L2043Accident
41260I Colts-18L2040Accident
423013M Dolphins-19L1037Accident
433216S 49ers-19L1034Accident


Caution Flags: 0 (0 laps)

Lead Changes: 3 (3 drivers)

Weather: Clear, 84 °F, North 5 mph

Pitstop Frequency: 1x

AI Strength: 95%


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